How is it that one person can attract the absolute scum of the earth. I mean people (sorry, Men) that are professionals at taking advantage of, lying, mentally abusing and having a complete lack of respect for women. Not to mention professional alcoholics!! I mean, come on, is there some crazy line up that has my name in flashing lights somewhere in the mythical land of assholes. Do they actually have to fill out a form that says if "You want everything for nothing & can do whatever the fuck you want, plus maim and abuse her" does it actually say "Place an X beside Lisa's name", and move to line number 1?? "We'll place you ASAP!! I must have been a really bad person, animal or something in a previous life to always end up with these idiots. Well FUCK THEM!!
How can I be so rich in the area of friends and so fucked up in the area of men. I have the greatest friends and family in the world......seriously, in the world.....yet I continuously end up with the dregs of the barrel when it comes to men. (accept for my dog!)
I just recently returned from an absolutely fantastic vacation with my friends (2 couples & me) to Los Cabos Mexico. No, I didn't feel like the fifth wheel at all. I loved travelling as the 5th soul. I had this wonderful independance about me. An ability to meet people on my own terms and not worry about a single thing. At the same time, I was travelling with 4 really good friends who always looked after me and never, ever made me feel like I was in the way. It was truly 7 days of pure heaven.
Then I came home......
At 3:00am upon returning home I walked into my house and thought that the wrath of Khan had gone through it. I have never seen so much piss on a toilet seat as I did that morning. Wanna talk about piss?? I was really pissed!!!!!!!!!......and it got better, the prick wouldn't talk to me for 5 days after my return......why???? who the fuck knows!!!!! All I know is that, now I was the asshole for going to Mexico (yes, he was invited, but declined the offer). Somebody slap this bi-polar bastard!!! And to make a long story short.......things are no better.
I am so fed up I can't stand it - and its time I grew some REALLY BIG HAIRY BALLS and threw this son-of-a-bitch, good for nothing free-loader out of my house...........
so at least I can make room for the next one in line.
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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