Well, well, well, here it is once again - VDay. Whoopy shit!! Its simply a recognized man's day. A day that every male in the world is expecting at some point - to get a piece of ass! No wonder I woke up miserable. Seems that over the last few years I have somewhat lessened my need for the almighty fuck on such a regular basis. I am quite happy with my little "10Volt pink pearl" that's quick, right to the point and only appears at my convenience. Yes, did I mention it's always at MY convenience.
I've decided that I really like my space - and I especially like it when nobody is invading it. I cringe at the thought of being expected to "perform" when I would much rather read a book on the couch ALL BY MYSELF. And don't wander over to MY couch and start mauling me because you think I have flashed you some sweet "come fuck me" kinda look - trust me, I haven't!! And why is it that every time I bend over you have this undying need to run your fingers down my crouch.....AHHHHHHH, I hate that!!!! Stop It!! And unless you want to get 2 beds in our room, stay on your own side and QUIT THROWING YOUR LEG OVER ME.....AHHHHHH, I hate that too!! So that is my rant....almost.....you see this is the very first time (ever) that the almighty plumber has taken it upon himself to "make reservations for 2" at Christies Mill for this VDay celebration.......very, very nice gesture and I am certainly surprised and thankful that he did this all on his own - but here I sit all day knowing I'm going to pay, and I am going to pay BIG TIME......so OK in all fairness to his majesty's efforts, I'm going to give in this time and present the "king" with his piece of ass on this special VDay.......but rest assured that small little wonder of a 10V pink pearl with make this VDay quick and painless.......and it will be tomorrow in no time!!!
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