In the Line of Fire.......

Can you picture Brittney Spears singing She's A Maniac from the movie Flashdance? If there were something I could compare my mental state to right now that encompasses my era, this would be the perfect video/song mix for me to take the staring role in. Although I have not yet shaved my head, I would have no problem beating the shit out of a vehicle with an umbrella in the blink of an eye. (Note to hotties: Park your car next door when visiting Lisa). Battling addiction and the effects of withdrawal is extremely dangerous not only to my health, but everyone else around me (ask Karen). However on the "upside of anger" I will say that I shouldn't be suffering from high blood pressure much longer because my ability to hold in my true feelings and suppress any negative verbal attacks has totally flown the coop. If I've got something to say now - look out, duck, get the hell out of the way and out of the line of fire cause if its directed at you - you have no chance of survival. I will chew you up, spit you out, stomp on your head, pull your penis off and I'll MAKE your mother wear those army boots. I have officially become the nasty, screaming, hair-raising, hell-seeking wicked witch of the north.....and don't bother fucking arguing with me either. Meryl Streep in the Devil Wears Prada - has fuck all on me. (Deep breath, deep breath....where the fuck is my fake cigarette I've been sucking on and my piece of celery - cocksucker!!!)
Addiction is a BITCH with a capital B.......and I am just that.....a BITCH with a capital B!!!
Every little thing aggravates the shit outta me - you can imagine the beating Mike is taking. He didn't last with the non-smoking thing. Probably cause I've got him scared shitless. He's probably afraid to even fall asleep at night - bet he sleeps with one eye open. HA, he knows better than to piss this chick off right now. Strangely enough there IS a side effect associated to withdrawal - it automatically grows the biggest, fatest, heaviest, hairiest, scariest set of balls you'd ever want to see on some maniac bitch from the north. Oh ya, I've grown balls - verbal fire throwing balls. My problem is that they are totally uncontrollable. At any moment in time, and without warning, something sets me off and somebody's getting a face full of hot, scorching balls - and trust me, these are not the kind of balls you want resting on your chin.........